Microsoft

Is now serving me advertisements on the start menu of my personal PC. The one I no longer get to decide whether it applies a software update, or new vulnerability. The one I used to be able to remove bloatware from. The internet was such a naive little convept, wasn’t it? What language are the translators feeding you, today; is AWS, Google, or BingNet available on MA AT&T today? What’s the fee this month? Better pick up another gig …