tricks

Only the good die young, and my sweet tooth should ensure my soul’s ascent. ‘Tis the season for Brach’s candy corn (nothing else is really candy corn, you know) in 2.5 lb packaging just inconvenient enough to moderate one’s intake (this one, specifically). On track to consume 10 lbs this year. You heard it here first, folks.

But sometimes, you just need a handful of Skittles.